I get jokes
So there’s a guy stocking produce in a grocery store and this lady comes up to him and asks, “Excuse me, but do you have any broccoli?”
“I’m sorry,” he replies, “but we’ve run out of broccoli. We should have some in the morning.”
He goes back to work. A few moments later, the same woman taps him on the shoulder and asks for broccoli. He tells her, again, that they’ve run out but will have some the next day.
About five minutes later the same lady, irate now, comes back to the produce man and asks about broccoli.
“M’amm,” he asks, “can you do me a favor? Can you spell ‘cat’ as in ‘catastrophic’?”
“C-A-T,” the woman replies smugly.
“OK, now how about ‘dog’ as in ‘dogmatic’?”
“D-O-G,” she says.
“Alright,” he answers, “now how about ‘fuck’ as in ‘broccoli’?”
“There’s no ‘fuck’ in ‘broccoli’!” She shouts.
“That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you, lady! There is no fuckin broccoli!!”
And, scene.
I’ll be here all week.
