ninihoho: ninihoho: why did the blond fail her calculus test she had a biology test on the same day and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking calc as an advanced elective credit which would not effect her major gpa AFFECT
deliveryfortrishanddeb: so fucking miserable I can’t stand it ;(
sociologically: issuesofvastimportance: sociologically: Grad school crisis # 19471531 Read More SWS is awesome. So glad I got into it early. Are you in the Hands program? No, but I’ve heard about it. Are you? If so, how has it been? I’d love to hear about it. I’m not but many of my grad school colleagues were/are. I’m probably now at the point in my career at which I...
sociologically: Grad school crisis # 19471531 Read More SWS is awesome. So glad I got into it early. Are you in the Hands program?
Michelle Dean: I am not, actually, a big fan of... →
michelledean: I am not, actually, a big fan of Christmas or its traditions. It’s not because I eschew sentimentality; it’s mostly because I am the kind of idiot contrarian that objects to scheduled and enforced sentimentality. I will hug you excitedly when you tell me you’re getting engaged but have trouble…
I NEED HELP WITH DOGS
itsaboxaballoons: Lady the Great Dane has terribly dry skin, and she licks certain spots constantly, and now some bald spots are bleeding. :( Would do I do?! You might try rubbing a bit of Neosporin on it. It will sooth it and also, as a bonus, it will taste bad (but harmless!) so he’s less likely to keep licking it.
Can you teach me how to wear a garter belt and stockings? Kthanks.
empor: Communism works on paper, but it doesn’t work on marble, granite, or treated wood. I just bought this communism and it won’t work on any of my countertops or desks. Is it already broken? I want a refund.
I don’t know how to Tumbl. I just learned how to Tweet, leave me alone.
As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you...– Aman Ali (via faineemae) Indeed.
mlajobs: Wheaton College seeks a generalist with investment in Puritan poetics and Medieval psalms. Interviews will take place with four strangers in a hotel bedroom.
Best Breakup Line Ever
Dating you is like dating a stairmaster.
Tumblr Gets Deep
cinkop: This post just completed my whole year. This is what I live for. Total genius randomness. Sweet. That’s all there is, folks. The Internet is officially over.
Abby and Brittany
I know this makes me a horrible person, and I totes am in awe of these young women and what they’ve accomplished, but I can’t help but ask a bazillion questions while I watch this show. Such as: How do you poop? Who decides who controls your vagina/how do you gave sex? …. What the what?
I just spent $50 on parchment paper.
saturniinae: holy fucking shit there is a woman on my bus right now drinking RUBBING ALCOHOL Stay classy, Chicago.
I collect them.
saturniinae: EVERYONE I FOLLOW IS POSTING SUCH ATTRACTIVE PHOTOS OF THEMSELVES TODAY OMFG Now I feel obligated to post a horrible picture of my latest poop. You know, for science.
Important post #421:
I am so annoyed I could puke.
So am I Irish or what? I kind of need to know.
Dust Bowl Dance
If only I had an enemy bigger than my apathy I would have won.
OH MY GOD MY STOMACH
saturniinae: I think I’ve developed an allergy to something and if it’s dairy, I will just die I could live without gluten or soy or whatever the fuck else I could suddenly be intolerant of, but if I have to give up cheese? there will be BLOOD I go through weird stages of this. I blame hormones. Or society.
However bad your day was today, know this: I found a leech on my leg earlier.
saturniinae: here’s the thing no matter what you look like or what size you are your butt looks great today QFT
I just flossed my teeth on the toilet. I’m a ninja.
Shame or Amazing
I just did the entire Chippendale’s Chris Farley dance from memory. My husband accompanied as Patrick Swayze.
That Awkward Moment
During an eye exam when you remember you had a patty melt with onions for lunch.