Things You Should Know: Archive

ninihoho: ninihoho: why did the blond fail her calculus test she had a biology test on the same day and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking calc as an advanced elective credit which would not effect her major gpa AFFECT

Mar 21st

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deliveryfortrishanddeb: so fucking miserable I can’t stand it ;(

Jan 29th

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Jan 13th

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sociologically: issuesofvastimportance: sociologically: Grad school crisis # 19471531 Read More SWS is awesome. So glad I got into it early. Are you in the Hands program? No, but I’ve heard about it. Are you? If so, how has it been? I’d love to hear about it. I’m not but many of my grad school colleagues were/are. I’m probably now at the point in my career at which I...

Jan 13th

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sociologically: Grad school crisis # 19471531 Read More SWS is awesome. So glad I got into it early. Are you in the Hands program?

Jan 13th

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Dec 25th

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Michelle Dean: I am not, actually, a big fan of... →

michelledean: I am not, actually, a big fan of Christmas or its traditions. It’s not because I eschew sentimentality; it’s mostly because I am the kind of idiot contrarian that objects to scheduled and enforced sentimentality. I will hug you excitedly when you tell me you’re getting engaged but have trouble…

Dec 25th

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I NEED HELP WITH DOGS

itsaboxaballoons: Lady the Great Dane has terribly dry skin, and she licks certain spots constantly, and now some bald spots are bleeding. :( Would do I do?! You might try rubbing a bit of Neosporin on it. It will sooth it and also, as a bonus, it will taste bad (but harmless!) so he’s less likely to keep licking it.

Dec 25th

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Dec 23rd

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Dear Tumblr

Can you teach me how to wear a garter belt and stockings? Kthanks.

Dec 22nd

Dec 19th

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empor: Communism works on paper, but it doesn’t work on marble, granite, or treated wood. I just bought this communism and it won’t work on any of my countertops or desks. Is it already broken? I want a refund.

Dec 14th

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Dec 5th

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Dec 2nd

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I don’t know how to Tumbl. I just learned how to Tweet, leave me alone.

Dec 2nd

“As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you...”

– Aman Ali (via faineemae) Indeed.

Dec 2nd

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Oct 2nd

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Ha!

mlajobs: Wheaton College seeks a generalist with investment in Puritan poetics and Medieval psalms. Interviews will take place with four strangers in a hotel bedroom.

Sep 26th

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Best Breakup Line Ever

Dating you is like dating a stairmaster.

Sep 17th

Tumblr Gets Deep

cinkop: This post just completed my whole year. This is what I live for. Total genius randomness. Sweet. That’s all there is, folks. The Internet is officially over.

Sep 11th

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Sep 6th

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Abby and Brittany

I know this makes me a horrible person, and I totes am in awe of these young women and what they’ve accomplished, but I can’t help but ask a bazillion questions while I watch this show. Such as: How do you poop? Who decides who controls your vagina/how do you gave sex? …. What the what?

Sep 6th

Priorities

I just spent $50 on parchment paper.

Sep 1st

Aug 29th

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Aug 29th

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saturniinae: holy fucking shit there is a woman on my bus right now drinking RUBBING ALCOHOL Stay classy, Chicago.

Aug 25th

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Cookbooks

I collect them.

Aug 20th

saturniinae: EVERYONE I FOLLOW IS POSTING SUCH ATTRACTIVE PHOTOS OF THEMSELVES TODAY OMFG Now I feel obligated to post a horrible picture of my latest poop. You know, for science.

Aug 20th

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Important post #421:

I am so annoyed I could puke.

Aug 19th

Big Questions

So am I Irish or what? I kind of need to know.

Aug 14th

Aug 4th

Dust Bowl Dance

If only I had an enemy bigger than my apathy I would have won.

Jul 31st

Jul 28th

OH MY GOD MY STOMACH

saturniinae: I think I’ve developed an allergy to something and if it’s dairy, I will just die I could live without gluten or soy or whatever the fuck else I could suddenly be intolerant of, but if I have to give up cheese? there will be BLOOD I go through weird stages of this. I blame hormones. Or society.

Jul 25th

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